Maybe I should just give in.

None of my current WIPs are going anywhere. Maybe I should go ahead and start the new things rattling around in my head — a Fandor/Juve 'fic (primarily smut); a confrontation between two guys on the verge of both majority and perhaps something more than friends; and possibly something for Freaky Fountain, though I haven't decided if I'm going to use one of my actual straight couples or a new pair entirely. 

(Also, your moment of hilarity for the day: My brother is wearing one of his Utilikilts. The older of my Unofficial Nieces saw him and pronounced him "pretty as a princess". [She's not quite four.])