Smirk-inducing statement of the day:

"Ladies, we plug things in all the time! We plug in toasters, we plug in mixers, we plug in our blow-driers. We love to plug things in!"

Yeah, I have a dirty mind. Speaking of which! I saw a vanity plate that was obviously not reviewed by someone with a dirty mind, the other day. It said PUCWPD. Classy.